Dr. Suess Poem 1

A humoristic rhythmic poem by Dr Seuss.
Let's read the poem...
ON AGING, by Dr Seuss.

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I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bed-can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
Have come at last
The Golden Years
Can kiss my *arse.

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