1 - I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
2 - Want to ride on my Monster truck?
3 - Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
4 - If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
5 - Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.
6 - If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
7 - Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
8 - Hey you looking for a STUD in your life? Cause I got the STD all I need is U.
9 - Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'cuz I can see myself in em.
10 - - And finally..... Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
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